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Super stoked on the new job at the bunkhouse.
SO FUCKING COOOOOOL.
I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
Made me cry.
So fucking hard..
WHY DID IT HAVE TO OPEN WITH THE CANCER. Fuck Starlord, you hittin home.